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PANTS-DOWN SANTA πŸŽ…πŸ‘ hanging off a gutter

πŸŽ„ Christmas is coming

Caught with his pants down.

Santa tried to sneak in. Your gutter had other plans. Hang him on the house and let the whole street see how his night is going.

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PANTS-DOWN SANTA πŸŽ…πŸ‘

PANTS-DOWN SANTA πŸŽ…πŸ‘

$39.99

$69.99

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Lowest price in the 30 days before the discount: $69.99

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Spotted in the wild

He got stuck everywhere.

Gutters, windows, whole streets stopping to stare. Here is how he hangs.

PANTS-DOWN SANTA πŸŽ…πŸ‘ β€” Caught on the way down.
πŸ“ The gutter Caught on the way down.
PANTS-DOWN SANTA πŸŽ…πŸ‘ β€” So close. So exposed.
πŸ“ The window So close. So exposed.
PANTS-DOWN SANTA πŸŽ…πŸ‘ β€” The neighbours approve.
πŸ“ The street The neighbours approve.

Before / after

Your house. Now with Santa.

Drag across the house. Same street, same lights β€” one very stuck Santa.

Before After

Who is it for

The gift that gets talked about.

Before you order

The quick facts.

Christmas math

πŸŽ„

days until Christmas

  • πŸ“¦ We ship your order within 24 hours.
  • 🚚 Delivery then takes 6–14 days, depending on where you live.
  • πŸŽ… The sooner he's ordered, the longer he hangs.

The details

What's in the box

Material
Polyester
Heights
110 cm Β· 170 cm
110 cm version
75 cm across the arms
In the box
1 Γ— Santa
Packed in
Plastic bag
Parcel
30 Γ— 20 Γ— 5 cm Β· β‰ˆ 0.6 kg

Hang him by the mittens with string, hooks or cable ties (not included).

Questions

Before he moves in

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Which size should I get?

The 110 cm Santa is 75 cm across the arms β€” good for a window or a balcony rail. The 170 cm one is close to life size, for a big wall or the front of the house.

How do I hang him?

By the mittens: tie them to a gutter, a window frame or a balcony rail with string, hooks or cable ties (not included), so he hangs with his back to the street.

Can he stay outside?

He's a polyester fabric decoration and the supplier gives no weather rating, so hang him under a roof or bring him in when it rains or snows hard.

How fast will it arrive?

We process and ship your order within 24 hours. Delivery then takes 6–14 days depending on your location.

Where do you ship?

Right now we deliver to Poland, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, the Netherlands, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Norway, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Monaco, San Marino, Vatican City, Andorra, Jersey, Guernsey, the Isle of Man, Gibraltar, the Faroe Islands, Greenland, the Γ…land Islands, the United Kingdom, Canada, the United States, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, South Korea, Singapore, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Israel, the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain, Malaysia, Thailand and Puerto Rico. You enter your address at checkout.

How is it packed?

It arrives folded in a plastic bag. The parcel is about 30 Γ— 20 Γ— 5 cm.

Is it cheaper if I buy more?

Yes. Buy 2 and save 10%, buy 3 and save 20%, buy 4 and save 25%. Pick the bundle right above the Buy now button.

What if I don't like it?

You can send it back within 14 days of delivery, no reason needed. See Shipping & Returns for how it works.

Is payment secure?

Yes. Checkout is handled by Stripe, so your card details are entered on their secure page and never reach our servers.

Let the
neighbours talk.

One Santa. One wall. A whole street of double takes.

Christmas price

$39.99 $69.99

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